MAN UP!!!

Valentines is here with us and so is stupidity once more. Over the years I’ve come to notice the two go hand in hand. They are lovers and they share a common STI known as romance. This STI isn’t your everyday infection like syphilis and stuff. It is resistant to an anti biotic called common…

Suppositories and Festivities

Basically very few things shake me down. Over the years I’ve learnt not to stress over things I have no power of altering and believe you me it makes life more palatable. But there are things that freeze me like hunger and confinement. The main reason am gainfully employed is to avoid a rumbling stomach…

Ruracio Matters

I wanted to write something close to this and he bit me to it. a piece to reflect on, ponder on to it.  introducing…. KOOME MWITI  Sometimes last week a crazed pal of mine posted a hoax on my Facebook timeline that news was allover town of my ruracio and of course he went ahead…

Under Seige Moments

A decade ago I used to come in twenty shades of grey. I hadn’t mastered the fifty shades stuff nor had the trilogy been penned back then but I was in the twenties brackets I believe. Not too macho, sexy and definitely not rich but I had my moments of greatness. It is said that…

The Common Cold

Its was one of those slow days when everything even birds seem to be on a go slow and I find myself at the local trying to evaluate my sanity and arrogance. Many a woman have called me arrogant and I’ve promised myself the next one who even hints that am a tad arrogant will…

Stupidity: Raw Talent

A while back I watched as some youths in kitale turned a chopper into a matatu. In unmatched idiocy they clung onto the metallic bird as it took off. It was a scene that would have a Hollywood stuntman cringe at the unforeseen repercussions. Stuntmen use laws of science and common sense to pull off…

OF SPONSORS

I joined instagram not too long ago not because am the biggest fan of pictures. I prefer paintings instead. Pictures nowadays ceased to be used to capture memories and moments. Girls turned pictures into weapons against each other. A nonsensical charade of who’s wearing what and posing with synthetic Gucci clutch bags that they picked…

TEEI – A HEROINE.

You! Yes you. Kindly get your head out of your sinning pool. I know fits of thirst have already engulfed your throat but unfortunately this post isn’t about the “teei” you know in slang as alcohol. I know its end month and your seat in the office feels like its covered in thumb tacks turned…

KAMANJIRA- unbeatable and unforgettable memories

The first time I came across the name was back in 2003 as I was heading back to school located in the pits of hell itself along Juja road. The school wasn’t hell. Not at all. It had standards but the surroundings were. When a school is sand witched between Mathari North, Easich, Dandora, Outer…

Mixed feelings- The Enigma

so they said,” sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love”, and what if love was the consolation of sex? would i be wrong to say that i have loved and not lusted? And what if Love is a strange emotion and that it  is ever evolving,and that lust is transient. With time, one…